Trader Joe's Candy Cane Joe-Joe's Cookies

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So here is a food I tried on Thanksgiving. It was a box full of candy cane cookies. Yes, you read that right. They look and taste like Oreos, but they are softer, more peppermint like and gluten free for those of you who have no tolerance for it. Sweet and satisfying.

7/10 Bones

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Pirate's Booty: Fruity Booty

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So this is something that I came across when I was shopping at the 99 Cent Only Store. They have these on some occasions, though it isn't consistent. Fruity Booty is shaped like the regular Pirate Booty, but it has a raspberry and corn puff taste. It is sweet and satisfying. I wasn't disappointed. It tasted so good I thought of making it into a cereal and added soy milk. It made a terrible combination. The fruity booty became soggy instantly. Shucks. Well they are still good.

 8/10 Bones

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Marvel Chewy Granola Bars

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These are some of the most appealing packaged granola bars I have ever laid my eyes on. The package comes with a special cut out card, and there is also a character on every bar wrapper. The packaging is done in the Silver Age style of comics, and we get to see the John Romita version of Spider-Man, which is one of my favorite renditions. 

But with all of this hype, does the taste of the bar match the hype? Sadly not. I thought the bar had a flat and insipid taste. There were chocolate chips, and quite frankly they tasted to dry. The whole bar tasted dry. Buy this if you enjoy the art, but not for the flavor. 

4/10 Bones

 

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Yache Teriyaki Brown Rice Bowl!

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This rice bowl had a great flavor. For all of you that are gluten intolerant, this is a gluten free product you can enjoy. No MSG and it's vegan.

 It says to leave this thing with water or cooking for five minutes. I suggest you do it longer, or the rice will still be hard. Take a bite first if you aren't sure. 

The sauce has a great flavor in my opinion. Sea salt instead of sodium chloride alone. Not too bad.

7/10 Bones

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Gourmet Best Pear Slices

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Today we have an important taste test. These pears are swarming in water and sugar, one would think that they would taste naturally sweet, yes? Well they do, but not as good as a regular fresh, raw pear. They seem lacking in the taste department, and they are somewhat dry in texture. A bit hard, too. I didn't enjoy them. Maybe you will.

 3/10 Bones 

 

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