Cap'n Crunch's Halloween Crunch: Limited Edition!

Hello my lovely readers,


 So today I wanted to share with you what I had for dinner. Breakfast for dinner, you see. In the form of cereal. But not just cereal, the most wonderful kind: holiday themed. Usually when you get a cereal that is holiday themed, you can expect new flavors or something to that extent. Also, the colors will coincidence with the given holiday, so there is that. The box says when the milk hits the ghosts, the milk turns green. Evidently this is some sort of necroplasmic goo, ghost guts. I'm just kidding. It's just carcinogens that will give you cancer slowly, but surely over time.

So I don't know about you, but I don't have any animal milk on hand at the moment. So let's hope the same effect is possible with Suzie's quinoa drink. Which happens to be healthy and stuff. Isn't that awesome?

Okay, two minutes later and my cereal has become a cesspool of green gunk. It tastes good, like regular Cap'n Crunch, yum. I haven't had this stuff in years. The quinoa drink is also very smooth, with no starchy taste like soy milk or almond milk. 9/10 bones for Cap'n and 8/10 bones for Suzie.